I Fish Therefore I Am (Not Here) Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

Gone Fishing. Mentally and Physically.

For those moments when the water is calling and the rest of the world can wait, the I Fish Therefore I Am (Not Here) flask says exactly what needs to be said. This funny stainless steel hip flask is made for anglers who take their fishing time seriously and everything else a little less so.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a rugged, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Whether you’re wading a river, sitting on the dock, or escaping to your favorite fishing hole, this flask is built to tag along.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a great gift for fishermen, dads, retirees, outdoor lovers, or anyone who disappears whenever the fish are biting.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order. It makes filling the flask quick, clean, and spill-free.
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Key Features

• 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

• Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

• Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

• Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

• Dishwasher safe

• Compact, travel-friendly design

• Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” x 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)