Welcome to the Shitshow: Sarcastic “Shit” Signs & Gifts for First Responders

The Salty Medic “Shitshow” Collection – Funny AF Gag Gifts for First Responders

Welcome to the Shitshow Collection from The Salty Medic – a hand-picked lineup of rude, hilarious, and totally relatable “shit” themed gag gifts for real-life heroes who deal with bullshit all day: paramedics, EMTs, nurses, firefighters, cops, dispatchers, and first responders.

From “Shit Happens” novelty license plates and Eat Shit and Die metal parking signs to bull shit artist decals and shitshow keychains, this collection is built for salty medics and healthcare pros who cope with dark humor, sarcasm, and coffee.

Why First Responders Love This Sh*t

• Perfect for EMS station décor, ER break rooms, firehouse kitchens, and squad room walls.
• Great gag gifts for paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and police officers who live in chaos and call it a normal shift.
• Relatable humor for anyone who says, “I deal with this shit every day.”
• Unique shitshow themed gifts you won’t find in boring big-box stores.

Fast Shipping & Ready-to-Gift

We know your schedule is packed with back-to-back calls, night shifts, and overtime. That’s why our novelty signs, hats, and stickers ship fast, so you can grab that last-minute:

• funny EMS graduation gift
• salty nurse week present
• firefighter retirement gag gift
• police academy celebration gift
• crude stocking stuffer for first responders

Toss a sign in a gift bag, stick a shit happens decal on a locker, or slap a bullshit artist magnet on the station fridge – instant laughs and zero effort.

Explore Our Shitty Best Sellers

This collection includes a rotating mix of salty, sarcastic gear such as:

• “Shit Happens” novelty license plates & aluminum signs – great for rigs, personal cars, and garage walls.
• Eat Shit and Die metal parking signs – dark humor décor for station bays and man caves.
• “I Don’t Give a Shit” parking & wall signs – for that one medic or nurse who’s completely over it.
• B.S.A. Bull Shit Artist magnets & stickers – perfect for that coworker who can talk their way out of anything.
• “I Brake for Oh Shit No Brakes” decals – funny car stickers for gearheads and adrenaline junkies.
• “The Shit Family” magnets & bumper stickers – for the crew that embraces chaos together.

Whether you’re shopping for funny gifts for EMTs, offensive nurse gifts, sarcastic firefighter signs, or just inappropriate shitshow décor for your own home, this is your one-stop salty shop.

Long-Shift Approved, Salty-Medic Certified

The Salty Medic is dedicated to salty, uncensored gear for emergency services. These items make amazing:

• white elephant gifts for first responders
• funny Christmas gifts for nurses and paramedics
• birthday gifts for EMTs, firefighters, and cops who love dark humor
• novelty décor for EMS stations, police departments, and firehouses
• retirement and promotion gag gifts for the saltiest medic on the crew

If your life feels like one long shitshow shift, you’re in the right place. Add your favorite shit-themed sign, hat, magnet, or sticker to cart, enjoy our fast shipping, and let everyone know exactly how you feel about today’s bullshit.

Warning: Not safe for sensitive snowflakes. Perfect for salty medics.