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Warning You Can Trust Me Novelty Metal Parking Sign 9" x 12" (P)

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Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics vintage EMS warning sign design by The Salty Medic
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Stay Salty | The Salty Medic
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Here We F*cking Go Again T-Shirt
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Don’t Make Me Use My Ambulance Driver Voice T-Shirt
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How Me and My Coworker Say Good Morning T-Shirt
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When Today’s Safety Meeting Is About What You Did Yesterday T-Shirt
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Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt – Dark Humor EMS T-Shirt
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I Narcaned Your Honor Student – Dark Humor EMS T-Shirt
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Good Beer for Dad Times – Funny Dad Beer Shirt | Unisex Graphic Tee
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I Can’t Fix Stupid But I Can Stop the Bleeding – Unisex Medical Humor Shirt | The Salty Medic
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Fresh designs. Same attitude.

The Newest Drops collection features the latest releases from The Salty Medic — dark humor, earned sarcasm, and real-world perspective made for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders.

No trends.
No fluff.
Just new gear for people who actually do the job.

If it’s here, it’s new — and it won’t stay that way for long.