Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flasks for Off-Duty Adventures

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Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask

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Medicine Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Funny Medical Humor Gift Flask

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Who’s Your Caddy? Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Golf Gift Flask

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Alcohol Is Cheaper Than Therapy Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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P-40 Warhawk Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Aviation Flask

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Portable 19th Hole Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Golf Gift Flask

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Mustache Elixir Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Gentleman Gift Flask

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Old Glory Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Patriotic Gift Flask

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Big Cock Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Humor Gift Flask

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Fuck My Liver Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Dark Humor Gift Flask

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Holy Water Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Religious Humor Gift Flask

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Blame the Booze Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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Official Fishing Flask Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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I Fish Therefore I Am (Not Here) Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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Gone Fishing Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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Dad, You’re Awesome! Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift for Dad

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I Golf, Therefore I Am (Not Here) Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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I’ve Stopped Drinking For Good Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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Drink Like a Gentleman Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Classic Gift Flask

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Let’s Get High Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Adventure Gift Flask

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Pirate Brand Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Skull & Crossbones Flask

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Whiskey Is My Secret Sauce Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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Boxing Bear Brand Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Style Gift Flask

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Golf Club Diagram Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Golf Flask

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Live Fast, Die Last Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Skull Gift Flask

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The Beach Is Calling Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Coastal Gift Flask

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Good Shit Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Bold Humor Gift Flask

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Jackalope Whiskey Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Mythic Western Gift Flask

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Keep Your Bourbon Closer Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Whiskey Gift Flask

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Too Old for This Shit Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Sarcastic Gift Flask

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Old Blind Bulldog Brand Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Style Gift Flask

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Education Is Importanter Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Sarcastic Gift Flask

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Cowboy Up Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Western Style Gift Flask

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Gunslinger Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Western Outlaw Gift Flask

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Old Indian Fire Water Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Whiskey Flask

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Dirty Old Man Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Sarcastic Gift Flask

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Pick Your Poison Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Classic Bar Humor Gift Flask

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Snake Oil Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Remedy Gift Flask

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Bigfoot Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Funny Cryptid Gift Flask

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Ace of Spades Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Classic Card Game Gift Flask

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Built for Off-Duty Moments and Questionable Decisions

Our collection of funny stainless steel hip flasks is made for the moments when the uniform comes off and real life begins. Whether you’re blowing off steam after a long shift, heading out for a weekend adventure, or shopping for a gift that actually gets a laugh, these flasks deliver personality with purpose.

Featuring bold, sarcastic, and outdoors-inspired designs — from dad humor and fishing jokes to hiking, golf, and classic tongue-in-cheek sayings — each flask is crafted from durable stainless steel and designed to travel wherever the day (or night) takes you.

For long days, late nights, and stories that start with “don’t tell anyone…”

While many of these flasks resonate with emergency services professionals who appreciate dark humor and earned relaxation, they’re just as perfect for campers, golfers, fishermen, bikers, beach lovers, and anyone who enjoys a well-timed sip. Every flask arrives gift-ready, making them an easy win for Father’s Day, birthdays, retirements, bachelor parties, or just because.

Complete the setup with matching funnels and accessories and keep your favorite pour close — no matter the adventure.