Fuck My Liver Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Dark Humor Gift Flask

Some Nights Come With Consequences.

The Fuck My Liver flask is brutally honest, darkly funny, and painfully relatable. Made for nights that go longer than planned and mornings that start with regret, this stainless steel hip flask doesn’t sugarcoat anything — and neither should you.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, rugged, and easy to carry, it’s built for parties, festivals, long weekends, and “we’ll deal with it tomorrow” energy.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a perfect gift for friends with zero filter, bachelor or bachelorette parties, first responders, night-shift survivors, or anyone who laughs at consequences.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling — your liver’s already been through enough.
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Key Features

• 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

• Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

• Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

• Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

• Dishwasher safe

• Compact, travel-friendly design

• Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” × 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)