Alcohol & Drinking Tees – Sip • Laugh • Live Salty

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Blame the Booze Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

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Boxing Bear Brand Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Style Gift Flask

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Camping Flask Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Outdoor Adventure Flask

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Live Fast, Die Last Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Skull Gift Flask

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We Can Do It! Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Empowerment Gift Flask

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Good Shit Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Bold Humor Gift Flask

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Okey Dokey Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Smokey Bear Style Gift Flask

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P-40 Warhawk Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Aviation Flask

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Boss Lady Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Empowered Gift Flask

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Keep Your Bourbon Closer Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Whiskey Gift Flask

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Shut the Buck Up Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Hunting Gift Flask

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Dirty Old Man Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Sarcastic Gift Flask

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Pick Your Poison Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Classic Bar Humor Gift Flask

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Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask

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Good Beer for Dad Times – Funny Dad Beer Shirt | Unisex Graphic Tee

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Welcome to the Shitshow Novelty Metal Arrow Sign

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Welcome to the Shitshow Novelty Metal Wind Spinner WCS-213

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Good Beer For Bad Times Men's Cotton Tee

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There's always time for beer Men's Heavy Cotton Tee

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Beer makes me horney Men's Heavy Cotton Tee

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Beer Pong Champ Softstyle T-Shirt

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Beer Flag Softstyle T-Shirt

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It's Beer Time Softstyle T-Shirt

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Alcohol & Drinking T-Shirts – Sip, Laugh & Live Salty

Raise a glass (and a smile) with The Salty Medic Clothing Co.’s Alcohol & Drinking T-Shirt Collection. Whether you’re a casual sipper, a cocktail connoisseur, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh with your drink, these tees are made for people who know how to unwind — Salty Medic style.

Perfect for nights out, backyard barbecues, or lazy Sundays, these shirts mix humor, attitude, and comfort into one intoxicatingly good design lineup. With witty slogans and bold artwork, our funny drinking t-shirts let you wear your happy hour pride on your sleeve (literally).


Why You’ll Love Our Drinking Tees

  • 🍺 Witty & Relatable Designs: From “Drinks Well With Others” to “In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised,” these tees deliver liquid-inspired laughs for every personality.
  • 👕 Premium Comfort: Made with soft, breathable fabric that’s perfect for staying cool while your drink stays cold.
  • 🥃 Salty Medic Original Artwork: Custom designs you won’t find anywhere else — bold, cheeky, and unapologetically fun.
  • 🍷 Perfect Fit for Every Occasion: Great for parties, tailgates, bars, or chill nights at home with your favorite drink in hand.
  • 🎁 Awesome Gift Idea: Perfect for beer lovers, whiskey drinkers, bartenders, and party enthusiasts who enjoy a laugh with every sip.

Drink Responsibly — Laugh Recklessly

At The Salty Medic Clothing Co., we believe laughter pairs well with everything — especially alcohol. Each tee in this collection brings a mix of humor, quality, and personality that’s perfect for anyone who loves to let loose, have fun, and not take life too seriously.

Whether you’re sipping whiskey, chugging beer, or just pretending your coffee’s stronger than it looks, these tees are the ultimate toast to good times and great company.

Shop the Alcohol & Drinking Collection today and find your next favorite drinking shirt — because life’s better with a buzz and a punchline.