I’ve Stopped Drinking For Good Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

Technically True. Spiritually Questionable.

For those who enjoy a little wordplay with their whiskey, the I’ve Stopped Drinking For Good… Now I Only Drink For Evil flask delivers the punchline loud and clear. This funny stainless steel hip flask is perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, sarcasm, and a well-earned drink.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a bold, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, durable, and easy to carry, it’s built for parties, trips, celebrations, and off-duty moments that deserve a little mischief.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it an excellent gift for friends with a twisted sense of humor, bachelor parties, birthdays, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their favorite pour.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling and to keep every ounce where it belongs.
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Key Features

• 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

• Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

• Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

• Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

• Dishwasher safe

• Compact, travel-friendly design

• Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” x 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)