I Golf, Therefore I Am (Not Here) Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

Mentally on the Course. Physically Elsewhere.

For those who disappear the moment tee time hits, the I Golf, Therefore I Am (Not Here) flask says what everyone already knows. This funny stainless steel hip flask is made for golfers who take their time on the course seriously and the rest of the schedule with a grain of salt.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, rugged, and easy to carry, it’s perfect for early tee times, long rounds, golf trips, and post-round celebrations.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it an excellent gift for golfers, dads, retirees, tournament buddies, or anyone who would rather be chasing birdies than answering emails.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for quick, clean filling and zero wasted pours.
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Key Features

• 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

• Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

• Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

• Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

• Dishwasher safe

• Compact, travel-friendly design

• Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” x 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)