Oh, Shut The F*ck Up and Have a Drink – Funny EMS & Nurse T-Shirt | Salty Medic

For First Responders Who’ve Heard Enough

You’ve worked a 24-hour shift.
You’ve been yelled at, bled on, and asked Google-level questions by people who “don’t want to go to the hospital.”

And now someone else wants to talk?

This bold graphic tee features the unapologetically honest phrase:

“Oh, Shut The F*ck Up and Have a Drink – Me As Emergency Services”

Perfect for:

• Paramedics
• EMTs
• ER nurses
• ICU nurses
• Firefighters
• Dispatchers
• Trauma staff
• Anyone in healthcare who runs on caffeine and dark humor

Designed with a bold vintage-style layout and strong typography, this shirt blends sarcasm with shift-life realism.

It’s not soft.
It’s not subtle.
It’s accurate.

Perfect Gift For

• EMS graduation gifts

• Nurse appreciation gifts

• Firefighter gifts

• Shift partner gifts

• Retirement gifts

• White elephant parties

• Birthday gifts for first responders

If they decompress with gallows humor and a drink after shift, this one hits home.

Why You’ll Love It

✔ Bold, high-contrast graphic
✔ Soft, comfortable unisex fit
✔ Durable print that holds up shift after shift
✔ Made for dark humor professionals
✔ Designed by Salty Medic

Because sometimes “self-care” means silence and a beverage.

Shirt Details

• Soft cotton blend
• Unisex sizing
• True to size fit
• Professionally printed design
• Designed by Salty Medic