I Can’t Fix Stupid But I Can Stop the Bleeding – Unisex Medical Humor Shirt | The Salty Medic

If you work in emergency medicine, you already know the reality —
you can’t fix stupid, but you can stop the bleeding.

This unisex medical humor shirt from The Salty Medic is made for men and women working on the front lines of healthcare, including EMTs, paramedics, nurses, ER staff, trauma techs, and first responders. Inspired by real-life emergency calls, trauma rooms, and long shifts, this shirt captures the dark humor that only medical professionals truly understand.

Designed with a comfortable unisex fit, this shirt is perfect for wearing on shift breaks, after work, during training, or off duty. The fabric is soft, breathable, and durable enough to handle long days in the emergency room, ambulance life, or hospital settings.

Whether you’re running 911 calls, working nights in the ER, or decompressing after a tough shift, this shirt represents the honest side of emergency medicine — no sugarcoating, no clichés.

It also makes a great gift for male and female EMTs, paramedics, nurses, ER staff, and healthcare workers who appreciate sarcasm, realism, and first responder culture.

The Salty Medic creates apparel inspired by real medical professionals — built for those who show up when things go sideways.

KEY FEATURES:

• Unisex fit for men and women
• Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, ER staff & first responders
• Authentic emergency medicine & medical humor
• Comfortable for long shifts and everyday wear
• Original design by The Salty Medic

IDEAL FOR:

• EMTs & Paramedics
• ER Nurses & Trauma Nurses
• Emergency Room Staff
• First Responders & Medical Professionals
  
• Healthcare Workers with a sense of humor