Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask

Break Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary.

The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when it’s time to pull the lever. Designed for those who’ve heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, rugged, and easy to carry, it’s ideal for off-duty moments, shift gifts, station laughs, or anyone who knows how quickly things escalate.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a perfect gift for firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, dispatchers, first responders, or anyone who lives life one alarm at a time.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling — because false alarms are bad enough without spills.
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Key Features

• 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

• Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

• Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

• Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

• Dishwasher safe

• Compact, travel-friendly design

• Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” × 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)