Alcohol Is Cheaper Than Therapy Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Gift Flask

Cheaper, Faster, No Appointment Required.

When life gets loud and stress shows up uninvited, the Alcohol Is Cheaper Than Therapy flask delivers a little dark humor and a lot of honesty. This funny stainless steel hip flask is made for those who cope with sarcasm, self-awareness, and a well-earned sip.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, sturdy, and easy to carry, it’s perfect for off-duty moments, weekends away, and conversations that start with “you know what I mean.”

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a great gift for friends with a sense of humor, coworkers, emergency services professionals, or anyone who appreciates relatable jokes and practical gear.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for quick, mess-free filling and to make sure every ounce goes exactly where it’s supposed to.
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Key Features

• 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

• Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

• Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

• Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

• Dishwasher safe

• Compact, travel-friendly design

• Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” x 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)