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About The Salty Medic

The Salty Medic Clothing Co. is a first responder–inspired brand built on real-world experience, dark humor, and everyday grit. Founded by someone who’s lived the job, our designs reflect the personalities, challenges, and culture of people who don’t fit into a single box.

From first responders and tradesmen to outdoor enthusiasts, parents, and anyone who appreciates honest humor, our apparel is made for real life—not trends. Every piece combines comfort, durability, and original design to create clothing that actually gets worn.

No fluff. No gimmicks. Just solid gear with personality.

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Cowboy Up stainless steel hip flask with Western cowboy design, 8 oz capacity

Cowboy Up Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Western Style Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Shut the Buck Up funny stainless steel hip flask with deer hunting wordplay design, 8 oz capacity

Shut the Buck Up Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Hunting Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Old Indian Fire Water stainless steel hip flask with vintage folklore design, 8 oz capacity

Old Indian Fire Water Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Whiskey Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Dirty Old Man funny stainless steel hip flask with bold humorous design, 8 oz capacity

Dirty Old Man Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Sarcastic Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Pick Your Poison stainless steel hip flask with classic bar humor design, 8 oz capacity

Pick Your Poison Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Classic Bar Humor Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Mustache Elixir stainless steel hip flask with vintage mustache design, 8 oz capacity

Mustache Elixir Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Gentleman Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Snake Oil stainless steel hip flask with vintage medicine label design, 8 oz capacity

Snake Oil Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Remedy Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Genuine Moonshine stainless steel hip flask with vintage moonshine design, 8 oz capacity

Genuine Moonshine Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Whiskey Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Old Glory stainless steel hip flask with patriotic American flag design, 8 oz capacity

Old Glory Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Patriotic Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Big Cock stainless steel hip flask with vintage rooster illustration, 8 oz capacity

Big Cock Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Vintage Humor Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Fire Alarm Pull Station stainless steel hip flask with emergency services humor design, 8 oz capacity

Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Fuck My Liver funny stainless steel hip flask with bold dark humor text, 8 oz capacity

Fuck My Liver Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Dark Humor Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Holy Water funny stainless steel hip flask with minimalist religious humor design, 8 oz capacity

Holy Water Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Religious Humor Gift Flask
$30.00
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$38.10
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Medicine stainless steel hip flask with red medical cross design and humorous text, 8 oz capacity

Medicine Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Funny Medical Humor Gift Flask
$30.00
$30.00
$38.10
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Stainless steel flask funnel for mess-free filling of 8 oz hip flasks

Stainless Steel Flask Funnel – Mess-Free Filling for 8 oz Hip Flasks
$2.95
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$3.75
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Nurse prayer figurine showing a kneeling nurse in prayer with engraved message.

Nurse Prayer Figurine – Kneeling Nurse Faith & Healthcare Tribute Decor
$36.95
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