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About The Salty Medic

The Salty Medic Clothing Co. is a first responder–inspired brand built on real-world experience, dark humor, and everyday grit. Founded by someone who’s lived the job, our designs reflect the personalities, challenges, and culture of people who don’t fit into a single box.

From first responders and tradesmen to outdoor enthusiasts, parents, and anyone who appreciates honest humor, our apparel is made for real life—not trends. Every piece combines comfort, durability, and original design to create clothing that actually gets worn.

No fluff. No gimmicks. Just solid gear with personality.

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Live Laugh Lorazepam dark edition nurse shirt with red checklist design and medical graphics on black background

Live Laugh Lorazepam Shirt – Dark Humor Nurse & EMS Graphic Tee | Salty Medic
from $28.88
from $28.88
$36.68
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Two women modeling “Oh Shut The F*ck Up and Have a Drink – Me as a Therapist” sarcastic humor t-shirt by The Salty Medic

Oh, Shut The F*ck Up and Have a Drink – Funny EMS & Nurse T-Shirt | Salty Medic
from $29.57
from $29.57
$37.55
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Giant medieval castle shaped novelty coffee mug with turret handle

Castle Mug Giant Medieval Castle Coffee Mug – Large Novelty Stoneware Tankard
$18.95
$18.95
$24.07
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Toilet Tomahawk Toss funny bathroom axe throwing target game box

Toilet Tomahawk Toss Bathroom Game – Funny Axe Throwing Target Game for Kids & Adults
$12.95
$12.95
$16.45
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Toilet Darts funny bathroom dart board game box for kids and adults

Toilet Darts Bathroom Game – Funny Toilet Target Board Game for Kids & Adults
$12.95
$12.95
$16.45
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Shit Happens giant 22 oz round novelty coffee mug in brown ceramic

Shit Happens Giant 22 oz Round Novelty Coffee Mug – Funny Oversized Mug
$18.95
$18.95
$24.07
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Have A Nice Day novelty coffee mug 16 oz black ceramic with bold white lettering

Have A Nice Day Novelty Coffee Mug – 16 oz Funny Hidden Middle Finger Mug
$18.95
$18.95
$24.07
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Personalized Firefighter T-Shirt – First In Last Out | Custom Fire Rescue Name Tee | Firefighter Gift Shirt

Personalized Firefighter T-Shirt – First In Last Out | Custom Fire Rescue Name Tee | Firefighter Gift Shirt
from $34.14
from $34.14
$43.36
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Drag Racing Tee — 'Race for Freedom' Graphic Crewneck

Drag Racing Tee — 'Race for Freedom' Graphic Crewneck
from $33.32
from $33.32
$42.32
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Drag Racing Hoodie — Three-Panel Fleece with Truck & Top Fuel Design

Drag Racing Hoodie — Three-Panel Fleece with Truck & Top Fuel Design
from $44.20
from $44.20
$56.13
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Set of four Fire Rescue skull soapstone car coasters for vehicle cup holders

Fire Rescue Skull Soapstone Car Coasters – Absorbent Drink Coasters for First Responders (2.6”)
from $14.95
from $14.95
$18.99
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WSP Bar Soap Tobacco scent with a towel and bowl in the background.

Tobacco Artisan Hand & Body Soap – Natural Castile & Shea Butter Formula – Moisturizing Rich Lather
from $9.99
from $9.99
$12.69
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WSP Bar Soap Mahogany scent with a towel and bowl in the background.

Mahogany Artisan Hand & Body Soap – Natural Castile & Shea Butter Formula – Moisturizing Rich Lather
from $9.99
from $9.99
$12.69
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WSP Bar Soap Gaelic Tweed scent with a towel and bowl in the background.

Gaelic Tweed Artisan Hand & Body Soap
from $9.99
from $9.99
$12.69
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WSP Bar Soap Black Amber Vanilla scent with a towel and bowl in the background.

Black Amber Vanilla Artisan Hand & Body Soap – Natural Castile & Shea Butter Formula – Moisturizing Rich Lather
from $9.99
from $9.99
$12.69
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Ol' Kentucky Artisan Bar Soap – Bourbon & Oak Scent – 4.5 oz

Ol' Kentucky Artisan Bar Soap – Bourbon & Oak Scent – 4.5 oz
$9.99
$9.99
$12.69