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About The Salty Medic

The Salty Medic Clothing Co. is a first responder–inspired brand built on real-world experience, dark humor, and everyday grit. Founded by someone who’s lived the job, our designs reflect the personalities, challenges, and culture of people who don’t fit into a single box.

From first responders and tradesmen to outdoor enthusiasts, parents, and anyone who appreciates honest humor, our apparel is made for real life—not trends. Every piece combines comfort, durability, and original design to create clothing that actually gets worn.

No fluff. No gimmicks. Just solid gear with personality.

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Take me hiking and bring me coffee Women's Short Sleeve Tee

Take me hiking and bring me coffee Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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Sexy Camping Woman Women's Short Sleeve Tee Heather Slate

Sexy Camping Woman Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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$25.34
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I'm not fat, I'm so sexy it overflows Women's Short Sleeve Tee Heather Columbia Blue

I'm not fat, I'm so sexy it overflows Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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I didn't use the cocaine to get high, I just liked the way it smelled Men's Heavy Cotton Tee

I didn't use the cocaine to get high, I just liked the way it smelled Men's Heavy Cotton Tee
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$30.47
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A House isn't a Home without a Dog Paw Women's Short Sleeve Tee Heather Slate

A House isn't a Home without a Dog Paw Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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A House Isn't A Home without a Dog Women's Short Sleeve Tee Heather Team Purple

A House Isn't A Home without a Dog Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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Probably Late For Something Women's Short Sleeve Tee Heather Slate

Probably Late For Something Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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$25.34
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Everyone was thinking it, I just said it Women's Short Sleeve Tee Heather Slate

Everyone was thinking it, I just said it Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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Cancel My Subscription, I'm Done With Your Issues Women's Short Sleeve Tee Athletic Heather

Cancel My Subscription, I'm Done With Your Issues Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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$25.34
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Heifer Please Women's Short Sleeve Tee Berry

Heifer Please Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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$25.34
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Western Faith Cross Women's Short Sleeve Tee Heather Mauve

Western Faith Cross Women's Short Sleeve Tee
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$25.34
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I Fight What You Fear Heavy Cotton Tee Sport Grey

I Fight What You Fear Heavy Cotton Tee
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$29.15
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Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee Team Purple

Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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$30.47
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My Brain is 90% Music Lyrics Women's Midweight Cotton Tee Purple

My Brain is 90% Music Lyrics Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
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$30.47
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Good Taste in Music, Bad Taste in Men Women's Midweight Cotton Tee Heliconia

Good Taste in Music, Bad Taste in Men Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
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I Just Need More Coffee & Less Attitude Women's Midweight Cotton Tee Ash

I Just Need More Coffee & Less Attitude Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
$19.49
$19.49
$24.75