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About The Salty Medic

The Salty Medic Clothing Co. is a first responder–inspired brand built on real-world experience, dark humor, and everyday grit. Founded by someone who’s lived the job, our designs reflect the personalities, challenges, and culture of people who don’t fit into a single box.

From first responders and tradesmen to outdoor enthusiasts, parents, and anyone who appreciates honest humor, our apparel is made for real life—not trends. Every piece combines comfort, durability, and original design to create clothing that actually gets worn.

No fluff. No gimmicks. Just solid gear with personality.

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Welcome to the Shitshow Novelty Metal Arrow Sign 17" x 5" (A)

Welcome to the Shitshow Novelty Metal Arrow Sign
from $9.99
from $9.99
$12.69
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Modern Monkey “Bagging Rights” Wooden Tabletop Cornhole Game | Mini Bean Bag Toss

Modern Monkey “Bagging Rights” Wooden Tabletop Cornhole Game | Mini Bean Bag Toss
$18.95
$18.95
$24.07
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Shower Beer Scrub Kit in beer can packaging with towel and nail brush

Shower Beer Scrub Kit | Brodeo Drive Men’s Exfoliating Grooming Set
$14.95
$14.95
$18.99
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40oz stainless steel nurse travel mug with teal handle and nurse-themed stickers

40oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug – Nurse Life Edition | Insulated Cup with Straw
$38.95
$38.95
$49.47
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Funny Prescription Coffee Travel Mug – insulated stainless steel cup with medical label design, perfect gift for nurses and healthcare workers

Insulated Prescription Coffee Travel Mug | Funny Nurse & Doctor Gift
$23.95
$23.95
$30.42
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Swig Life 24oz Scrub Life Party Cup – insulated nurse tumbler with medical pattern

Swig Life 24oz Party Cup – Scrub Life | Nurse & Healthcare Tumbler
$38.99
$38.99
$49.52
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“It’s Called Karma” Vintage Skeleton Tee – The Salty Medic Clothing Co.
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from $29.32
$37.24
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Shock First, Ask Later DryBlend® EMS Medic T-Shirt | The Salty Medic Co.
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$37.44
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Medical Cross Novelty Circle Coaster Set of 4

Medical Cross Novelty Circle Coaster Set of 4
$13.99
$13.99
$17.77
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Warning You Can Trust Me Novelty Metal Parking Sign 9" x 12" (P)

Warning You Can Trust Me Novelty Metal Parking Sign
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$13.96
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Nurse License Plate Tag Strip Novelty Wood Sign WS-073

Nurse License Plate Tag Strip Novelty Wood Sign WS-073
$35.00
$35.00
$44.45
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Emergency Medical Services Novelty Circle Coaster Set of 4

Emergency Medical Services Novelty Circle Coaster Set of 4
$13.99
$13.99
$17.77
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Doctor Parking Work Graveyard Novelty Metal Parking Sign 9" x 12" (P)

Doctor Parking Work Graveyard Novelty Metal Parking Sign
from $10.99
from $10.99
$13.96
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Emergency Medical Services Novelty Circular Sign BC-816

Emergency Medical Services Novelty Circular Sign BC-816
$18.99
$18.99
$24.12
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Medical Cross Novelty Metal Bottle Cap Sign BC-483

Medical Cross Novelty Metal Bottle Cap Sign BC-483
$18.99
$18.99
$24.12
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Are You In Pain Novelty Metal Street Sign 24" x 5" (ST)

Are You In Pain Novelty Metal Street Sign
from $5.99
from $5.99
$7.61