I Narcaned Your Honor Student – Dark Humor EMS T-Shirt

Some people see chaos.
You see airway, pupils, and a syringe.

The “I Narcaned Your Honor Student” tee is dark humor straight from the streets — made for paramedics, EMTs, nurses, firefighters, and first responders who’ve run enough calls to earn the sarcasm.

This design features a bold, distressed print with a rugged, broken-in look that feels right at home in the station, after shift, or anywhere civilians don’t ask dumb questions.

It’s not polite.
It’s not inspirational.
It’s real life — and if you know, you know.

Why You’ll Love It

Dark humor that actually lands with emergency services

High-contrast, distressed graphic built to stand out and last

Comfortable, durable fit for long days and longer nights

Perfect for off-duty wear, station life, and post-shift decompression

Designed by The Salty Medic — because normal people don’t get it

Fit & Feel

Unisex fit

Soft, breathable fabric

Holds up through real-world wear and repeated washes

Who It’s For

Paramedics. EMTs. Nurses. Firefighters. Law enforcement.
If you’ve pushed Narcan more times than you can count — this one’s for you.

If you haven’t… probably keep scrolling.

Welcome to The Salty Medic.