Bad Alexus – The Rude Personal Assistant | First Responder Gag Gift

You’ve met the helpful, polite voice assistant.

Now meet her pissed-off cousin.

Bad Alexus is rude, angry, and absolutely done answering questions—making her the perfect novelty gag gift for EMS, firefighters, nurses, dispatchers, and anyone who’s spent too many hours on shift.

Rumor has it she was dropped during production, knocked loose a few screws, and decided she was done being polite. The result? A stylish novelty speaker that fires back with 10 brutally mean, profanity-laced responses, including classics like “I’m not your bloody slave, you know!” and “You can kiss my ass!”

Perfect for:

• Firehouse kitchens

• EMS stations

• Nurse break rooms

• Dispatch centers

• That coworker who keeps asking dumb questions

When you want her to shut up and just play music, flip her into Bluetooth speaker mode and enjoy uninterrupted tunes. Rechargeable via USB and battery powered, Bad Alexus is equal parts chaos and functionality.

Whether you’re shopping for a White Elephant gift, a shift prank, or a dark-humor desk accessory, this one fits right in with emergency services culture—because sometimes sarcasm is the coping mechanism.

🔥 Key Features

• Rude novelty personal assistant with attitude

• 10 mean, offensive responses

• Fully functional Bluetooth speaker

• Rechargeable via USB

• Compact, stylish design

• Perfect gag gift for EMS, fire, nurses, and first responders

🎁 Perfect For

• EMS & firehouse prank gifts

• Nurse & healthcare dark humor gifts

• White Elephant exchanges

• Birthdays, Christmas & impulse gifts

• Anyone who’s over it today

🧂 Salty Medic Pro Tip

Warning: Not HR-approved. Perfectly station-approved.