When Today’s Safety Meeting Is About What You Did Yesterday T-Shirt

Some mornings start with coffee.
Others start with realization.

The “When Today’s Safety Meeting Is About What You Did Yesterday” tee is for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders who’ve lived long enough on the job to know when a meeting isn’t just a meeting.

This design keeps it serious on the surface — bold, distressed typography with an authoritative feel — which makes the humor land harder for those who’ve been there.

No cartoons.
No fluff.
Just earned sarcasm.

Why You’ll Love It

Dark, relatable workplace humor for emergency services

Bold, high-contrast typography with a rugged, broken-in look

Comfortable, durable fit for off-duty and station wear

Perfect for EMS Week, nurse appreciation, birthdays, or salty coworkers

Designed by The Salty Medic — humor for people who actually do the job

Fit & Feel

Unisex fit

Soft, breathable fabric

Holds up through long shifts, long nights, and repeated washes

Who It’s For

EMTs. Paramedics. Nurses. Firefighters. Law enforcement.
If you’ve ever walked into a meeting already knowing — this one’s for you.

If you haven’t… it’ll happen.

Welcome to The Salty Medic.