How Me and My Coworker Say Good Morning T-Shirt

Some mornings start with coffee.
Others start with honesty.

The “How Me and My Coworker Say Good Morning” tee is dark workplace humor for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders who don’t need small talk to communicate.

This design leans into unspoken shift culture — the kind you earn after long nights, short staffing, and back-to-back calls. Bold typography and a gritty, no-nonsense look keep it serious enough to make the joke hit harder.

No pleasantries.
No explanations.
Just understanding.

Why You’ll Love It

Dark humor that actually fits emergency services culture

Bold, high-contrast graphic with a rugged, broken-in feel

Comfortable, durable fit for off-duty and station wear

Great for EMS Week, nurse appreciation, birthdays, or salty partners

Designed by The Salty Medic — because some mornings don’t need words

Fit & Feel

Unisex fit

Soft, breathable fabric

Holds up through real-world wear and repeated washes

Who It’s For

EMTs. Paramedics. Nurses. Firefighters. Law enforcement.
If you and your partner already understand — this one’s for you.

If you don’t… you’ll learn.

Welcome to The Salty Medic.