Too Old for This Shit Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Sarcastic Gift Flask

Experience Earned. Patience Expired.

The Too Old for This Shit flask is for people who’ve seen enough, done enough, and have zero interest in pretending otherwise. Honest, relatable, and unapologetically real, this funny stainless steel hip flask delivers the message without wasting time — just like you.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, rugged, and easy to carry, it’s built for long days, short tolerance, and well-earned drinks.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a perfect gift for seasoned professionals, first responders, veterans, parents, coworkers, or anyone who’s officially past putting up with nonsense.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling and to make sure every ounce makes it through the day.
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Key Features

• 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

• Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

• Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

• Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

• Dishwasher safe

• Compact, travel-friendly design

• Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” x 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)