Funny Beard Shirts: A Gift Guide for Bearded Guys

A funny beard shirt works as a gift when the joke sounds like the person wearing it. The beard is already doing most of the talking; the shirt should add one good line, not a five-paragraph explanation.

Match the joke to the beard guy

For straight beard pride, Fear the Beard and Chin Full of Win keep the message simple. A patient grower may appreciate Grow a Beard, Then We Talk or the Time Is Measured in Days, Weeks & Beards design. The patriotic beard owner has a more obvious lane.

Check the shirt, not just the punchline

Open the individual product page before ordering. Available colors, sizes, fabric blends and fit details vary by shirt. Compare the sizing information with a shirt the recipient already wears rather than guessing from the letter on the tag.

Pick a color he will actually wear

The funniest design still stays in the drawer if the color misses his style. Look at the shirts he wears now: dark neutrals, brighter colors or something that works under a jacket. Use that pattern as the guide.

Good occasions for a beard shirt

• Birthdays and Father’s Day
• Holiday or everyday joke gifts
• Barbershop and beard-club gifts
• A small reward for finally making it through the awkward growth stage

A beard shirt is a personal, low-pressure gift when you know the wearer’s sense of humor. Browse all six designs in our funny beard shirt collection, or explore more graphic tees if facial-hair comedy is not his whole personality.