I don’t want you to get hurt. I just want to be there when you do.

Some people avoid chaos.
Others train for it.

The Trauma Junkie tee is for paramedics, EMTs, nurses, firefighters, and trauma staff who don’t seek disaster — but are very good at handling it when it shows up.

This design leans into dark, understated humor with a serious, authoritative tone. Bold typography and a rugged, distressed finish keep it from feeling gimmicky, while the message says exactly what every trauma professional already knows.

It’s not about wanting bad things to happen.
It’s about being ready when they do.

Why You’ll Love It

• Dark, intelligent humor for trauma-exposed professionals

• Bold, high-contrast design with a rugged, broken-in look

• Comfortable, durable fit for off-duty and station wear

• Perfect for paramedics, ER nurses, trauma techs, and flight crews

• Designed by The Salty Medic — humor for those who run toward the problem

Fit & Feel

• Unisex fit

• Soft, breathable fabric

• Holds up through long shifts, long nights, and repeated washes

Who It’s For

Trauma medics. ER nurses. Flight crews. Firefighters.
If your calm shows up when everyone else is losing theirs — this one’s for you.

Welcome to The Salty Medic.