That Escalated Quickly™ DryBlend® T-Shirt

Some situations don’t just go wrong.
They escalate quickly.

This tee is for anyone who’s watched a perfectly normal moment spiral out of control and lived to tell the story. Bold, high-contrast lettering with just enough chaos to feel familiar. If you know, you know.

Printed on a DryBlend® moisture-management t-shirt, this shirt is built for real life. Whether that’s long shifts, workouts, errands, or just existing in public without patience. The cotton-poly blend stays comfortable, holds its shape, and doesn’t turn into a sweat sponge halfway through the day.

It fits right, feels good, and says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.

Why you’ll like it

• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric helps keep sweat under control

• Modern classic fit. Comfortable without being boxy or tight

• Durable ribbed collar with taped neck and shoulders

• Tear-away label for zero chafing

• Designed for everyday wear, not just “special occasions”

This is one of those shirts people comment on.
Usually right after laughing.

If you’ve ever said “well that got out of hand,” this one’s for you.

Shirt Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd² (186 g/m²)

• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric

• Modern classic fit

• Rib collar with classic width

• Taped neck and shoulders for durability

• Tear-away label

• Blank sourced from Honduras

Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.