Sometimes I Like Coffee More Than People | Unisex Emergency Services Tee

Some shifts don’t leave much room for small talk.

This shirt is for the long nights, early mornings, and calls that stack up before your coffee ever gets cold. Built for emergency services, it delivers dry humor that hits close to home — because caffeine is often the only thing standing between you and the rest of the world.

Designed with a workwear-inspired look and a muted, station-friendly color palette, this unisex tee is comfortable enough for off-duty wear and tough enough for everyday rotation. Subtle, sarcastic, and instantly recognizable to those who know.

Whether you’re coming off shift, heading in early, or grabbing coffee before the tones drop — this one fits.

FEATURES

Unisex fit designed for everyday comfort

Soft, durable fabric suitable for long shifts and off-duty wear

Emergency services–inspired color palette

High-contrast print built to last

Designed for EMS, fire, healthcare, and law enforcement

FIT & SIZING

Unisex fit

True to size for men

Women may prefer to size down for a more fitted look

MATERIAL & CARE

Soft cotton or cotton/poly blend (varies by color)

Medium-weight fabric — breathable, not flimsy

Machine wash cold, inside out

Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

This item is made to order. Please allow a few business days for production before shipping.

WHO IT’S FOR

EMTs. Paramedics. Nurses. Firefighters. Law enforcement.
If you’ve earned the salt — wear it.

Stay Salty.