{"product_id":"flask-medicine-8oz-stainless-steel-vintage-funny-nurse-crn-doctor-gift","title":"Medicine Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Funny Medical Humor Gift Flask","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"461\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"459\"\u003eUse As Needed. Side Effects May Vary.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"479\"\u003eMedicine\u003c\/strong\u003e flask delivers classic, deadpan humor wrapped in a clean, vintage medical-style design. It’s not a cure-all, but it might make things feel a little more manageable. 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