{"product_id":"flask-dirty-old-man-8oz-stainless-steel-liquor-flask-vintage-funny-mens-gift","title":"Dirty Old Man Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Sarcastic Gift Flask","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"467\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eOld Enough to Know Better. Still Doesn’t Care.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"712\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"473\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eDirty Old Man\u003c\/strong\u003e flask is for those who’ve earned every gray hair and every questionable joke that comes with them. Equal parts humor and attitude, this funny stainless steel hip flask leans into the legend with a wink and zero apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003eDesigned in the USA and \u003cstrong data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"762\"\u003ehandmade in Missouri\u003c\/strong\u003e, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from \u003cstrong data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"841\"\u003efood-grade, lead-free stainless steel\u003c\/strong\u003e and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, sturdy, and easy to carry, it’s built for barbecues, poker nights, campfires, and stories that get better the longer the night goes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003eEach flask arrives in a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1116\"\u003eclean, gift-ready box\u003c\/strong\u003e, making it a perfect gift for dads, grandpas, retirees, bachelor parties, or anyone proudly embracing their “seasoned” reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling and to make sure none of the good stuff goes to waste.\u003cbr data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003e👉 \u003ca data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1451\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/thesaltymedic.com\/products\/flask-funnel-barware-cocktail-drinkware\"\u003ehttps:\/\/thesaltymedic.com\/products\/flask-funnel-barware-cocktail-drinkware\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ms-0.5 inline-block align-middle leading-none\"\u003e\u003csvg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-rtl-flip=\"\" class=\"block h-[0.75em] w-[0.75em] stroke-current stroke-[0.75]\"\u003e\u003cuse fill=\"currentColor\" href=\"\/cdn\/assets\/sprites-core-i9agxugi.svg#304883\"\u003e\u003c\/use\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1453\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1458\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1475\" data-end=\"1750\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1475\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e8 oz stainless steel hip flask\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1552\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1552\"\u003eFood-grade stainless steel (lead free)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1553\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003eAttached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1604\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003eAlcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1661\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1663\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003eCompact, travel-friendly design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1750\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1750\"\u003eGift-ready packaging included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1757\" data-end=\"1781\"\u003eDimensions \u0026amp; Capacity\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1783\" data-end=\"1842\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1783\" data-end=\"1798\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.75” x 5.75”\u003cbr data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"1815\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1815\" data-end=\"1828\"\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz (237 ml)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lucky Jack","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51206400180388,"sku":"FK-0051","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0607\/9873\/0404\/files\/DirtyOldMan1.jpg?v=1767214211","url":"https:\/\/thesaltymedic.com\/products\/flask-dirty-old-man-8oz-stainless-steel-liquor-flask-vintage-funny-mens-gift","provider":"The Salty Medic ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}